Wednesday, December 13, 2017

WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES BALI PRISON ESCAPEE THINK HE CAN GO?

Christian Beasley, an American from California, escaped from a Bali prison Monday

Christian Beasley, 32, an American from California, was arrested by cops in Bali last August with a package containing 5.7 grams of hashish. He was being held in Kerobokan prison for suspicion of selling narcotics when he escaped around 4 am Monday.

Now where in the fuck does Beasley think he can go? I’ve been on Bali. It is a relatively small Indonesian island. It is a favorite tourist destination for Westerners. There are only two ways in and out of Bali – either by air or by boat.

Beasley will be spotted by the police if he tries to get air passage at the Bali airport and he would need to have a big wad of cash if he wants to hire a small boat.

Stuck in Bali, Beasley cannot blend in with the local Indonesian population.

The idiot can’t get lost in Bali like he could in California if he escaped from a prison there. It’s only a matter of time before the Bali cops find him and haul his happy ass back to the slammer.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:36 AM

    It's actually cheap and quite easy to get from Bali to Malaysia and beyond overland if you have the time, I have done it myself.

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  2. Overland? Are we talking about the same place? I've just refreshed my memory by looking at some maps. Bali is still an island. And it's a long way from Malaysia.

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