I NEVER LOOKED AT IT THIS WAY BEFORE

Educator got her ass whopped by a dead whore monger

by Bob Walsh

An interesting, but hardly unique, election outcome happened in Nevada last week. A dead guy won the election. This has happened before, usually when somebody cashes out shortly before the election. In this case the man died a MONTH before the election. Therein lies the rub.

Dennis Hof, 72, was running against educator (I guess that is a school teacher) Lesia Romanov for he 36th Assembly District in Nevada. Hof was an evangelic republican, and ran a whore house (legal in Nevada). He billed himself as the Trump From Pahrump (a small city in Nevada where he was born).

This is the kicker. He won by 70-30, a land slide by any reasonable measure. How would you like to be known as the woman who lost an election to a dead pimp by a 2-1 margin? This was pointed out on a political talk show I happened to see a couple of days ago and I never looked at it that way before. She got to tell her children she got her ass whopped, electorally speaking, by a dead whore monger. What a kick in the ass.

Hof died during or immediately after his birthday party at his whore house. I guess he went out happy.

His replacement will be chosen from the Republican party by county officials.