by Bob Walsh
California governor-elect Gavin Newsom gave a really interesting acceptance speech yesterday. I will translate it from SFSPEAK to plain English for you.
"Fuck Donald Trump. Illegal aliens are welcome here. Criminal illegal aliens are welcome here. I am going to let dangerous violent juvenile criminals out of prison. I am going to increase your taxes. Fuck Donald Trump some more."
Just a public service announcement. Enjoy.
Arizona, Bob.
ReplyDeleteC'mon man. Just DO it.
With all due respect for our friend Dave, disregard what he said and come to Texas instead. Texas has a helluva lot more to offer than Arizona.
ReplyDeleteTwo words, Howie.
ReplyDeleteHarris County.