I’ve shrunk down from 5-8 t0 5-4½
Friday, I had a bone density scan.  The technician asked me how tall I was.  I told her 5-6, which I believed I was.  But when she measured me I was only 5-4½.  
Holy shit!  I used to be 5-8.  How depressing!  If this keeps up, I may be shorter than my dick if I live for a few more years.  
And my dick is also shorter than it used to be.  It’s only good for peeing now.  More depressing shit!  
I guess I’m entitled to be called the incredible shrinking nonagenarian. 
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