Sunday, December 15, 2019

ASS SLAPPER IS ARRESTED AND CHARGED

by Bob Walsh

Tommy Callaway, 43, is one dumb mother fucker. Saturday of last week he walked up behind Alex Bozarjian, a TV reporter doing a live TV broadcast at the time on the Savanah Bridge Run, and slapped her on the ass. I bet he doesn't think it's funny any more.

Bozarjian filed a police report. It was on TV and on tape. About eleven million people have seen it. They didn't have a lot of trouble locating the asshole.

Callaway has been charged with misdemeanor sexual battery and is out on bail. I wonder if his wife and two kids think it was funny?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob, you forgot to mention that Callaway is a youth minister. Hallelujah!

Oh, back in the good old days before all this PC crap, a slap on a woman's ass was considered a sign of affection for a woman or admiration for a fine looking ass, not a sexual assault. It was a common practice in Italy.

1 comment:

  1. Granted all that, I suspect that times have changed, especially here, and I somehow don't think it was meant as a sign of affection or admiration. I suspect it was an asshole being assholeish. I didn't mention he was a bible thumper because I didn't know it. Thanks for the 411.

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