NASCAR NOOSE NOTHINGBURGER

by Bob Walsh

Turns out the "noose" that the only Black full-time NASCAR driver found in his area was actually a pull-down for a roll-up door and had been laying around for about a year.  After a serious forensic examination the FBI has concluded there was NO hate crime and pretty much no crime of any kind.  Just comes under the category of "shit happens, sometimes a awkward times and in awkward situations."