HEY HOWIE, YOU WANT A RETIREMENT JOB ?

By Bob Walsh

 

ICE has waived the maximum age for entry into federal law enforcement for ICE.  And they will pay a $50k signing bonus or as much as $60k payoff on student loans.  (I expect you don't have a lot of student loan debt for some reason.  I can't imagine why.)  You are a veteran and a retired peace officer.  You can read and write reasonably well.  Looks like a good fit.  You even get along pretty well with dangerous reptiles as I recall.  Might be worth a thought.

 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Will they take me with my walker and can I take my doggie along? 

 

Oh, and by dangerous reptiles you must be referring to the likes of Kristi Noem.