Saturday, August 09, 2025

HEY HOWIE, YOU WANT A RETIREMENT JOB ?

By Bob Walsh

 


ICE has waived the maximum age for entry into federal law enforcement for ICE.  And they will pay a $50k signing bonus or as much as $60k payoff on student loans.  (I expect you don't have a lot of student loan debt for some reason.  I can't imagine why.)  You are a veteran and a retired peace officer.  You can read and write reasonably well.  Looks like a good fit.  You even get along pretty well with dangerous reptiles as I recall.  Might be worth a thought.
 
EDITOR'S NOTE: Will they take me with my walker and can I take my doggie along? 
 
Oh, and by dangerous reptiles you must be referring to the likes of Kristi Noem. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Howie, Bob may be spot on. Just imagine riding on horseback or 4-wheeler in the Summer. I know a couple of friends stationed in McAllen. Just say the word. Giddy-Up!