By Bob Walsh
Gavin Newsom, the God-Emperor of
the formerly great state of California, had a pretty major news
conference yesterday. He said nothing whatsoever in it, other than I
HATE DONALD TRUMP, DONALD TRUMP IS EVIL, I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM DONALD
TRUMP. A couple of run-away Texas legislators were there as was Nancy
Pelosi, who similarly hates Donald Trump and wants to protect me from
Donald Trump.
Newsom
apparently HATES Trump so much that he JUST HAS TO break and overturn
numerous laws in CA and throw our existing reapportionment system into
the shitter but he HAS TO DO IT because Donald Trump is so evil. He
just has to. He is going to spend $200 million to squeeze out more
Republican legislators because otherwise Donald Trump might be able to
do something that Gavin Newsom doesn't approve of. Which is likely.
Already in CA the republicans hold less than 50% of the seats they would
get in the house if the proportions were smoothed out according to
voter registration and voting history. It is, however, legal to do
otherwise.
Trump is going
after UCLA and wants to hit them for a $1 billion penalty for allowing
and even encouraging rampant anti-Semitism at the school. But that's OK
because Jews are evil too. They are oppressing murderous terrorists
who rape girls and burn babies to death. Oppression is bad no matter
who you are oppressing.
Trump
is using the FBI to try to run the run-away Texas legislators to
ground. That is probably evil too somehow. I am not quite sure how.
Trump
is building a couple of massive immigration facilities to hold illegal
aliens pending their removal. That has to be evil.
A
higher court just told Judge Boasberg that he is full of shit and can
not unilaterally determine immigration policy all by himself. Newsom
hates that that happened too.
Yet
Gavin still maintains that he is NOT running for president. He thinks
that the CA voters are stupid enough they believe him. Unfortunately it
is completely possible that he is right.
By
the way, Newsom is currently running far ahead of anybody else in the
Democrat field right now for El Presidente in 2028. Of course even a
blind, incontinent three-legged dog is the best dog you have if all the
other dogs are dead.
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