Suicide bomber’s pipe bomb fizzles out in Midtown Manhattan bus station
Akayed Ullah, a 27-year-old Bangladeshi national who lived in Brooklyn, immigrated from Bangladesh seven years ago. After watching ISIS propaganda programs on the internet, he he decided to follow the call to be a suicide bomber at Christmas time.
Ullah constructed a pipe bomb and went on his merry way to the Midtown Manhattan bus station during Monday morning’s rush hour. All set to go to paradise for a crack at those 72 virgins, he set off the bomb. But alas, the bomb only fizzled. While Ullah was seriously burned, there were only three minor injuries suffered ny commuters.
When Ullah ends up in prison, he’ll find that Allah is not so Akbar. Instead of 72 virgins he will find at least 72 burly convicts anxious to enlarge his ass hole.
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INCOMPETENT GOAT FUCKER ATTACK IN NYC BLAMED ON TRUMP
by Bob Walsh
Yes, a totally incompetent Jihadi goat fucker managed to slightly injure three commuters and injure himself enough to require hospitalization in a subway station in NYC on Monday. CNN almost immediately blamed the Trump administration decision to move the U. S. Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem as the cause of the "outrage" of the young Bangladeshi goat fucker.
The device used was a pipe bomb the goat fucker was wearing under his coat.
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