by Bob Walsh
Yesterday (Sunday) my phone rang at 0820 a.m. It woke me up. I answered. It was a phone solicitor wanting money for some good cause or other. I informed him that as a matter of policy I never give money to inconsiderate assholes who wake me up on Sunday morning, suggested he sodomize himself and hung up.
Should I have instead suggested he sodomize his mother, or perhaps a barnyard animal or livestock? I don't want to seem rude after all. It is the holiday season.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Actually you were too kind!
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