Monday, May 20, 2024

I AM FULLY CONFIDENT THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT

By Bob Walsh

 

Raisi was seen staring out of the window of the aircraft hours prior to the crash

Raisi was seen staring out of the window of the aircraft hours prior to the crash

 

Ebrahim Raisi, the hard-line asshole President of Iran, died when his helicopter bit the big weenie in the middle of nowhere, Iran early today.

Traveling with the chief asshole were Hossein Amirabdollahian, the Foreign Minister as well as other staff and body guards.  The area where the chopper went down is both mountainous and forested and not a good place to make a forced landing (crash) in crappy weather. There was apparently more than one helicopter in the original party.  

It is hard for the goat fuckers to buy spare parts due to various international sanctions against them.  Maybe they should have taken a Toyota pick-up truck, or traveled by camel.  You hardly ever hear of people dying in a camel crash.  It is also harder to plant bombs in camels.  Not impossible, but harder. 

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