Wednesday, January 21, 2015

PARKINSON’S OR ALZHEIMER’S?

The Unconventional Gazette
January 20, 2015

Two old geezers were sitting on a park bench talking about aging. One turns to the other and asks:

“At our age, what would you rather have, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?”

The other guy replies:

“Parkinson’s! Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels than to forget where you keep the bottle.”

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