Wednesday, January 21, 2015

THE VAG STASH GOT STUCK

After getting busted and being warned about bringing any drugs or drug paraphernalia inside the jail, Christina Searcy tried to extract a meth pipe from her vagina, but it was stuck

On Friday, Christina Searcy and three companions were traveling on U.S.59 in Montgomery County (north of Houston) when they were pulled over by deputy constables investigating a hot check case. As soon as the constables approached the car they got a strong whiff of pot. When Kevin Hales, the driver, opened the door – Oops - a joint fell out of the car. When they searched the car, the deputies also found several baggies of cocaine.

Before taking the four to the slammer, the deputies warned them that they would face additional charges if they carried any drugs or drug paraphernalia into the jail. Kimberly Kinn immediately pulled a meth pipe from her bra and handed it to the deputies. Poor ‘ole Christina had no such luck. She had stashed her meth pipe inside her vagina and it was stuck. She was taken by ambulance to the Kingwood Hospital emergency room where the meth pipe was extracted.

Christina was taken to the Montgomery County jail sans any contraband. Court records show she had prior meth convictions in 2007, 2010 and 2011.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They don't make enough latex gloves to pull that pipe out.