Tuesday, March 10, 2015

THAT DAMN SPELL CHECK

The Unconventional Gazette
March 10, 2015

Bob received the following email from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and have to confess that I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.

Bob in complete shock, ran next door and shot his neighbor dead.

Bob returned home and found that a second email from his now dead neighbor had come in while he ran out of his house gun in hand. That email read:

Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi"!

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