Randy Andy Just Stepped On His Dick Too Many Times
by Bob Walsh
Prince Andrew, known far and wide in his youth as Randy Andy, has decided to withdraw from his royal duties and public life in a statement issued yesterday. Apparently after stepping on his dick several times while trying to avoid being tied to now-dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein he decided it was smart to cut and run. Damn shame, the queen really liked him best I hear. Not unreasonable seeing as Prince Charles carried on an open and notorious affair while married to Diana, and eventually married the woman, who is known as The Rottweiller.
1 comment:
He still receives his birthright stipend. Only now he doesn't have to do anything. Tut, tut. Another biscuit?
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