Friday, December 06, 2019

NANNY BLOOMBERG WANTS TO MAKE US SAFER BY MAKING SELF DEFENSE ILLEGAL

by Bob Walsh

Yesterday Nanny Bloomberg, rich nuev-Candidate for the Democrat nomination for President, announced his "new" plan to make us all safer.

His plan would create tens of thousands of target-rich no-self-defense zones within the United States. In these zones, (called schools, colleges and universities) possession of firearms would be totally prohibited except for on-duty peace officers.

He was a little fuzzy about what federal power allowed him to do that. He was also a little fuzzy on how school shootings like Cleveland School, New Town and Columbine were "legal" and would now be "illegal" if his plan was passed.

He is also a fuckfaced psychopathic idiot, but since he's rich people think he knows shit.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

There goes his campaign straight to the crapper.