By Bob Walsh
There was a normally very mundane fight at Amos Alonzo
Staff High School in Stockton two days ago. The only truly odd thing
about it is two of the four or five miscreants were wearing ski masks.
They also misjudged police response and the two masked men fled when the
cops showed up. They fled over the levee and into the Calaveras River
right next to the school. One surrendered shortly thereafter. The
other either successfully played hard to get and escaped or played
really hard to get and drowned. It is hard to swim in street clothes
even if you are otherwise a good swimmer. I know.
Cops
have searched the river in the area for the last two days. Today they
used a boat with side-looking sonar. No joy. If the idiot got clean
away he is probably not going to let the cops know. If he drowned he is
probably not going to let the cops know either, but bodies in the delta
usually surface in a few days.
The
school is assuming the idiot was a student and is summoning grief
counsellors to assist the poor students in processing their grief over
the idea that one of their fellows was such a fucking idiot. At least I
THINK that is the idea.
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