PRACTICAL MATH

This practical math equation should be taught in all math classes. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it starts out with the following questions:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about the people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that will give you the answers to these questions:

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, it is obvious that

HARD WORK (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) =98%

and KNOWLEDGE (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) =96%

but ATTITUDE (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) =100%

while BULLSHIT (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) =103%

and finally, but most effectively, ASS KISSING (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) =127%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close,

and ATTITUDE will get you there,

it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!