GREAT PICKUP LINE
After having downed a few power drinks while sitting at the bar, the beautiful blonde turned around, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here handsome, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It doesn't matter to me.’
She continued, ‘I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide open with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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