Tuesday, February 11, 2014

OBAMA STAMP FAILS TO STICK TO ENVELOPES

The Unconventional Gazette
February 10, 2014

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.

The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation and appointed a special commission to report on the defective stamp. And the Democrats in Congress voted to hold a congressional investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

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