The Unconventional Gazette
March 29, 2015
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The other nun answered, “Indeed it would Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer because I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout counter.”
“I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied. Then she picked up a six-pack of Bud Light and headed for the checkout counter.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns put a six-pack of beer on the counter.
“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at our nunnery we call it Catholic shampoo.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier left the counter and came back with a large package of pretzel sticks which he placed beside the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, “The curlers are on the house.”
2 comments:
Catholic shampoo! That's a knee slapper.
A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
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