SCRATCH, WHACK, TAKE THAT YOU CHEATING .......... (3)

New documents released by the Florida Highway Patrol reveal that the paramedics who took Tiger Woods to the hospital refused to allow his wife Elin to accompany him in the ambulance because they suspected he was the victim of domestic violence.

The only visible injury Woods had was a busted lip and blood on his teeth. When FHP Corporal Thomas R. Dewitt inspected the inside of Tiger’s SUV, he reported that “I could find no blood in the driver compartment area.”

As to the claim by Tiger’s wife that she broke the car’s window with a golf club so she could extricate him from the SUV, the FHP documents noted that the passenger side door could be readily opened.

The FHP report also revealed that state troopers requested to see the videos taken by two surveillance cameras installed on the Tiger Woods property but were denied access to them, his attorney explaining that the cameras were not working. A multi-million dollar mansion and the cameras were not working? If you believe that, I still have some beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

Last month, when Woods apologized to everyone but Osama bin Laden for cheating on his wife, he vehemently denied that Elin had ever hit him and he was highly incensed because some sports writers had implied that she had done so.

Unfortunately for Tiger, the FHP documents strongly imply that Elin whacked the shit out of him. The paramedics thought so. There was no blood inside the driver’s compartment of the wrecked SUV. The state police were denied access to the surveillance camera videos. Now why would they be denied the chance to view those videos? I suspect they would show an angry golf club swinging Elin charging after that cheating husband of hers.