Monday, September 19, 2016


By Bob Walsh.

A follower of the Prophet and a Solider of Allah was terminally rehabilitated on Saturday at the mall in the teeming metropolis of St. Cloud, Minnesota.

The as-yet unnamed ambulatory turd entered the mall at about 8:00 p.m. wearing a private security uniform and carrying a good size toadsticker. He moved around the mall, going in and out of stores, stabbing people as he went. He left nine injured in his wake. In at least one instance he asked a potential victim if that person was a Muslim.

The goatfucker had the good fortune to come across Jason Falconer, an off-duty cop from the nearby burg of Avon. As the goatfucker came at the officer, Falconer shot him, and he went down. He got back up and Falconer shot him again. The encounter ended with Falconer unharmed and the goatfucker dead. I said good fortune as now he is hanging out with the other goatfuckers in paradise, a martyr to the cause.

None of the injured had life-threatening injuries according to broadcast news reports.

There is a large Somali Muslim population in the general area.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The moral of the story: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.