A NEW WARM AND FUZZY DIVISION FOR THE MINNEAPOLIS PD

 By Bob Walsh

 

The Minneapolis PD has just announced as new administrative structure that will make the police much more wonderful in Minneapolis.  There are now TWO divisions within the PD.  One is OPERATIONS.  The other is COMMUNITY TRUST.  Each will be lead from a newly created Assistant Chief position.

It isn't clear just yet how many people, besides an Assistant Chief and (presumably) appropriate clerical support will be in the COMMUNITY TRUST division, or even how trustworthy they will really be.  The new Assistant Chief for Community Trust will also oversee Internal Affairs and the Bureau of Constitutional Policing.  The man in charge is DeChristopher Granger, who was the head of IA.  

There is also going to be a general shuffling of Deputy Chief positions within the department.

Damn, I can just feel the warmth and fuzziness emanating from Minneapolis already.