Monday, February 21, 2011

A LONG, DEEP LINGERING KISS

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a high bridge. So they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had. Young lady, with a kiss like that you could have any man in the world. You could become rich and famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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