PROSPECT OF ISRAELI-PALESTINIAN PEACE AGREEMENT GETS EVEN DIMMER

Netanyahu and Abbas clash during massive Paris unity march and rally

By Ima Schmuck

The Unconventional Gazette
January 12, 2015

The massive 1.3 million strong Paris unity march and rally that was held Sunday in the wake of the Islamist terrorist attacks on the offices of Charlie Hebdo magazine and the Hyper Cacher kosher grocery store, was attended by more than 40 heads of state from all over the world. Notably absent was President Obama. And none of Obama’s top officials, like Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State John Kerry, were there either. Two leaders in attendance were Israeli Prime Minister Binjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas.

Netanyahu and Abbas looked like they were trying to avoid each other, but at one point they accidentally bumped into each other. A heated exchange followed with Netanyahu speaking in Hebrew and Abbas in Arabic. A bystander was able to film the clash with a camcorder and he made the video available to the Unconventional Gazette. Our interpreters were able to translate what was being said. Here is a transcript of that heated exchange:

Warning: This transcript contains graphic language which may not be suitable for all readers.

ABBAS: Watch out where your fat ass is going.

NETANYAHU: You watch out where your fat Fatah ass is going.

A: Fuck you and your hooknosed Jews.

N. Fuck you and your rag-top Palestinians.

A: Fuck you and your Jew pigs.

N: Fuck you and your Palestinian swine.

A: Fuck you, you terrorist.

N: No, fuck you, you terrorist.

A: You fucking terrorist, I’m going to charge your Jew ass with war crimes before the International Criminal Court.

N: Oh yeah, well two can play at that game and you’ll be dancing with 72 virgins in paradise before your sorry fat ass ever sees one shekel of the taxes we collect for you.

A: That did it, you son of a pig (taking up a fighting stance).

N: Good, bring it on, you son of swine.

At this point French President François Hollande had come over and stepped in between the two.

HOLLANDE: Now boys, cut that out! This is not the place and time for this sort of thing. Now shake hands and make up.

A: Fuck you, you French pig.

N: Yeah, fuck you.

On that note of agreement, Abbas and Netanyahu turned around and, with one final 'fuck you' bellowed at each other, parted company. One might ask: John Kerry where were you when they needed you? It should have been Obama’s peacemaker stepping in between Abbas and Netanyahu instead of the frog.