Sunday, February 22, 2015

HOUSTON NUMERO UNO!

The Bayou City leads the nation in bank robberies and armored car robberies

My pal Bob Walsh seems to take great pride in his hometown’s homicide rate. While Stockton may rank high in the number of murders, it can’t hold a candle against my hometown in other crime areas.

The FBI notes that Houston leads the nation in bank robberies and armored car robberies. And while Stockton may beat us in homicides per 100,000 people, Houston probably has more murders in one day than Bob’s hometown has in a month.

Texas proud and Houston proud! Bob, eat your heart out.

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

I am both desolate and inconsolable.

bob walsh said...

We got one more DB yesterday. 13-year old on his way to school. For mindless murderous violence it is hard to beat Stockton. That makes six for the year already.