Thursday, October 15, 2015

EX-KARDASHIAN OVERDOSES ON VIAGRA IN NEVADA WHOREHOUSE

Lamar Odom, former LA Lakers star and ex-husband of Khloé Kardashian, partied for four days in a Nevada whorehouse before overdosing on herbal Viagra

Lamar Odom knows how to party. Well not exactly. Odom, 35, partied for four days at the Love Ranch South, a whorehouse in Pahrump, Nevada, during which time he reportedly blew $75,000. While there he was seen popping 8 to 10 herbal Viagras at a time. A couple of the establishment’s working girls found him unconscious and unresponsive Tuesday. He was rushed to Desert View Hospital in Pahrump. Odom was then taken 80 miles by ambulance to Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas because his 6’-10” frame was too big for a medivac helicopter.

The former LA Lakers and LA Clippers star, and ex-husband of Khloe Kardashian, remains in a coma on a ventilator. The prognosis is not good. Odom reportedly suffered some brain damage and his organs are failing. Doctors also found cocaine and opiates in his system.

Khloe and several of the other trashy Kardashians rushed to Odom’s bedside. So did Lakers super star Kobe Bryant.

Odom has a history of drug abuse and that is why Khloe reportedly dumped him after four years of marriage.

As for the brain damage, Odom must have already been suffering therefrom when he fell into the trash heap that is the Kardashian-Jenner clan.

Being 6’-10” tall means Odom probably has an enormous dick. It would probably take a much higher than usual dose of Viagra to erect his appendage.

Hmmm, I wonder if when he finally got it up, he had an erection lasting more than four hours, and he didn’t call his doctor.

3 comments:

bob walsh said...

It is my understanding that he is actually still married to her.

Anonymous said...

Update: Odom is coming around and looks like he will recover. All is well, except for a severe case of Crabs!

Anonymous said...

Is this news? It's not worth talking about or publishing about. I'm sure I'll read it on the cover of a smut magazine at the grocery check out.