by Bob Walsh
Eric Pauly, 35, of Citrus Heights, CA. is under arrest for violation of probation, cruelty to animals and being an asshole.
The cops responded to a family home on White Pine Way in Elk Grove where Pauly had been staying with the knowledge and consent of the homeowners, who also owned the pet turtle in question. Pauly decided to exercise his assholeishness and stabbed and then barbequed the turtle.
I hope they throw the book at him. Turtles are cool. Assholes are not.
1 comment:
I was at a restaurant in Louisiana recently that offered turtle soup. I declined.
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