Friday, July 07, 2017

POPE GOES BAT-SHIT CRAZY OVER GAY SEX AND DRUGS PARTY IN VATICAN APARTMENT

by Bob Walsh

If the Italian press is to be believed (a bit of a stretch there) the Vatican police raided a drug-fueled gay sex party at a Vatican-owned apartment in Rome a couple of weeks back. The apartment was owned by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. Among it's other duties the Congregation guides the church in it's response to sexual abuse allegations.

The secretary for Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, who was the occupant of record of the apartment, was arrested by the police. The Cardinal recently recommended the secretary for promotion to Bishop.

The busted secretary is allegedly at a detox center at an undisclosed location in Italy. It has not been disclosed whether any criminal charges have been filed.

The Pope is alleged to have gone completely bat-shit crazy when he was informed. The report that the Pope was primarily pissed off because he wasn't invited is probably bullshit. Probably.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it was his addiction to drugs that led to this behavior. After his treatment he should be cured of butt fu*king.