Thursday, May 08, 2025

HABEMUS PAPAM

By Bob Walsh

 

This photograph shows white smoke rising from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel signaling that cardinals elected a new pope during their conclave in the Vatican on May 8, 2025. (Alberto Pizzoli/AFP)
Conclave elects the new pope, at the Vatican

 
The College of Cardinals elected a new Pope today.  They elected Joe Biden.  (Actually they didn't, but it wouldn't be impossible.  Any confirmed catholic could be elected.  They have never elected someone who was not a Cardinal as far as I know.)  After all he has experience as a world leader (gag gag cough cough puke).  Of course he probably would have asked if Kamala could be his vice-Pope because he liked her because she had a nice ass.  He has probably forgotten she had a hand in the coupe by now.  He might have even forgotten about the coupe.

Actually I would have liked to see Cardinal Pizzabagle get the gig, just because that would have been a GREAT T-shirt.  Actually they elected AN AMERICAN, Robert Prevost, 69. of Chicago.  He has been a missionary in Peru for much of his ecclesiastical life. 

Besides, even though Joe didn't get the gig, he is still out there in the world.  I understand his appearance on THE VIEW today was absolutely excruciating.  Even with somebody doing a Charley McCarthy impersonation with him he was like a deer in the headlights from what I understand.  I might even watch it for fun, but I hear that even with creative editing it was really terrible.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

For black smoke you add oil. For white smoke you add dry straw. For no smoke just add water.