By Bob Walsh
The College of Cardinals elected a new Pope today. They
elected Joe Biden. (Actually they didn't, but it wouldn't be
impossible. Any confirmed catholic could be elected. They have never
elected someone who was not a Cardinal as far as I know.) After all he
has experience as a world leader (gag gag cough cough puke). Of course
he probably would have asked if Kamala could be his vice-Pope because he
liked her because she had a nice ass. He has probably forgotten she
had a hand in the coupe by now. He might have even forgotten about the
coupe.
Actually I would
have liked to see Cardinal Pizzabagle get the gig, just because that
would have been a GREAT T-shirt. Actually they elected AN AMERICAN,
Robert Prevost, 69. of Chicago. He has been a missionary in Peru for
much of his ecclesiastical life.
Besides,
even though Joe didn't get the gig, he is still out there in the
world. I understand his appearance on THE VIEW today was absolutely
excruciating. Even with somebody doing a Charley McCarthy impersonation
with him he was like a deer in the headlights from what I understand. I
might even watch it for fun, but I hear that even with creative editing
it was really terrible.
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