Monday, May 24, 2010

CAN YOU DRIVE A TRUCK?

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and I heard shouts of ‘Allah Akbar.’ Then I was asked if I could drive a truck.

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