TOOTHLESS, CLAWLESS TIGER

Uncle Sam has become a toothless, clawless tiger. Our military has been stretched to its outer limits by the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Our armed forces are having great difficulty in keeping a bunch of rag-tag Taliban fighters in check. We have to make nice-nice with China because that Asian behemoth literally owns us.

We can’t do anything about Russia and China supplying arms to Iran. We don’t have any leverage against a nuclear-armed North Korea that is ruled by a bizarre American movie loving tin-pot dictator. The Europeans are telling us to go fuck ourselves whenever they feel like it. We can only pray that Pakistan’s nuclear weapons do not fall into the hands of terrorists. And to stop Iran’s race to acquire “the bomb”, we are reduced to begging other nations to impose ineffective sanctions against that Islamic state.

Shit, we can’t even secure our own borders. There is a steady stream of illegal drugs flowing into the United States from Mexico. Hundreds of illegal immigrants swarm across the border into California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas each and every day.

But all is not lost. My fellow Americans, you do not have to despair. Uncle Sam is a snarling pit bull in any confrontation with the tiny State of Israel. Thank God for those damn Jews.