An explanation of Globalization that our readers will understand
By Adolf der Schweinehund
The Unconventional Gazette
June 9, 2013
Question: What is the best definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How in the world can Princess Diana's death define Globalization?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, and treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
This explanation is being reported to you by a German-American using American Bill Gates’ technology. And you’re probably reading this on a Korean monitor with a computer that uses Taiwanese chips, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Malaysian plant, transported by Indian truck drivers to Singapore, and shipped on Filipino crewed Chinese-built container ships that are sometimes attacked by Indonesian pirates. The computers and monitors are unloaded in American ports where half of them are stolen by Sicilian-American gangsters or by African-American longshoremen, and the rest are trucked to you by Mexican illegals ….. that is if they don’t get hijacked by Russian mobsters.
And that, dear readers, is Globalization.
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