The Unconventional Gazette
December 12, 2013
Fresh from her shower, Betty stoodd in front of the mirror complaining to her husband Bob that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, Betty fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
Bob is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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