Friday, November 18, 2016

ASSHOLE TAKES PISTOL TO A RIFLE FIGHT

By Bob Walsh

Salvador Reyes, resident of the Tulsa area, used to be an asshole. He is now a dead asshole, which is no great loss.

On Tuesday he went to his estranged wife's house, which was at the time occupied by her, her new BF and three rugrats. Reyes grabbed the two-year old (who was not his rigrat) and held the child hostage. The ex, BF and other rugrats managed to escape. A three-hour standoff ensued, during which Reyes came onto the balcony and pointed his handgun at the cops, and at the two-year old. He came out of the home again about 3 a.m., again holding the toddler. A police precision marksman then blew his brains all over the side of the building. Problem solved.

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