By now, I'm sure many of you have seen the latest funny Burger King TV commercial featuring SpongeBob SquarePants and a bevy of female dancers with a cushion-like square on their behinds. Except for the square butts, the leggy dancers are very sexy, as is a hottie gyrating in a skin-tight short red dress. Call me a lecherous old man if you will, but I thoroughly enjoy that commercial.
Feminist and some parental groups do not share my pleasure. The parental groups complain that by using SpongeBob in a sexy commercial, Burger King is corrupting young children. Feminists are not concerned about the children, but they are up in arms over Burger King's sexy commercials, complaining loudly that they are degrading to women.
Come on folks, get a life! While kids may associate Burger King with SpongeBob, do you really think that young children are going to be otherwise influenced in any way by that commercial because the TV character appears in it? If so, your children must be half-wits. If you're concerned about sexual corruption, then you should home-school your kids and avoid enrolling them in public schools. And be sure not to let your children watch any of those perfume and cosmetic ads either.
As for sexy TV commercials, this is not a first for Burger King. A previous commecial showed a good looking chick licking a whopper similar to the way she would lick a male sex organ. And then there was the commercial with a scantily attired Paris Hilton washing and polishing a car with her lucious gyrating body while lapping up a whopper. By all means, let's see that one again! And again and again!
Feminists insist that the sexy Burger King commercials are degrading to women. Really? Under what rock have these man-haters been hiding? Have they ever been to a beach? I have. And what I saw was an eye-popping display of boobs and butts because women were wearing bikinis that revealed a lot more than they covered up. And what about those enticing mini-skirts many women are wearing? If feminists see those bikinis and skirts as degrading, they must believe that us despicable men are forcing women to wear them?
Speaking of degrading, have those complaining feminists ever watched the behavior of female college students at spring break gatherings? Or for that matter, how about you parents? The drunken debauchery and orgies that take place during spring break are most certainly degrading, but the bottom line is that your daughters are degrading themselves and no one is forcing them to do so.
As for Burger King, please keep bringing us those funny sexy TV commercials. I do not lick your burgers but I sure do enjoy eating those double whoppers with cheese.
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