The Unconventional Gazette
January 14, 2013
Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the loading bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
”I wasn’t!”
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Did you hear about the guy who was chatting with a girl in a bar. She asked if he was married. He said he had been, but his wifes (3) all died. The girl said, "That's horrible, what happened?" He replied, "The first one died from eating poison mushrooms, and the second one died from eating poison mushrooms. The third one died in a hunting accident." "How did that happen?" she querried. "She didn't like mushrooms."
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