Friday, April 12, 2013

PUERILE GRAFFITI PAINTED ON RACE TRACK

You’ve got to admire the humor of the graffiti artists. The penis was hard as a rock. No Viagra or Cialis needed.

STEWARDS FORCED TO CLOSE THE WORLD’S BEST-KNOW RACE TRACK AFTER VANDALS PAINTED A 30-FOOT PENIS ON THE TARMAC
Stony-faced officials stopped racing on the track at the Nurburgring until the huge penis was demurely covered

By Sam Webb

Mail Online
Stewards were forced to close the world's best-known racetrack - after vandals painted this 30ft penis on the tarmac.

Hundreds of Brits head to the Nurburgring in Germany each week to test their skills on the 12.9 mile racetrack.

But those who made the 800-mile plus round trip to the track on Sunday were left waiting after a juvenile yet admittedly hilarious group painted the epic phallus on the course.

Officials feared the 'artwork' could put the high-speed motorists off their game so a specialist team spent 90 minutes treating the graffiti before re-opening the track to the public.

Sam Preston, from Bristol, made the trip to the course on Sunday when the incident happened.

He said: 'Me and a friend drove down from the UK to the 'Ring for a weekend of driving.

'The weather was perfect, meaning a lot of cars were queuing for a 10am opening time.

'At around 11am the barriers were still not opening, so we decided to see if we could find the cause of the continued closure.

'About halfway around the track we found a group of track marshals and police gathered around this huge white graffiti penis.

'The officials didn't seem to find it as humourous as the bystanders - and swiftly called for a paint removal machine to be brought to the scene.'

Motorists pay £17 to drive a lap of the track, which was recently put up for sale for around £81million.

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