SHE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE DIRTY LITTLE RAT BASTARD AT HOME

Drunk driving mom ratted out by her 7-year-old son

OFFICER: Mam, you’ve been driving erratically. You almost hit another car head on.

DRIVER: Oh, I’m sorry Sir. I didn’t mean to.

OFFICER: Mam, have you been drinking?

DRIVER: No Sir, I haven’t had a drop to drink.

Things went downhill from there when Audrey McColm’s 7-year-old son corrected her from the back seat of the car. "Yes, you have, Mom," said the dirty little rat.

This all happened Monday evening in Albany, Indiana when McColm, 25, nearly hit an off-duty officer head on. The cop followed her and observed that McColm left the roadway and nearly crashed a couple of times. He called for an on-duty cop who arrived after she pulled into a residential driveway. It was then that the little boy corrected his mother after she had denied drinking.

13 WTHR reports that McColm registered .23% BAC on a Breathalyzer test at the scene. That is nearly three times the legal limit for drivers.

McColm was jailed for drunk driving and neglect of a dependent.

According to the Randolph County Sheriff's Department, while she was being booked McColm told officers she wanted them to shoot her in the head. She was placed in a padded cell. After she sobered up, she was released on bail.

The moral of this story is don’t drink and drive, but if you do, leave your dirty little rat bastard son at home!