...but very seldom in real life
by Bob Walsh
The local constabulary in Penn Hills, PA. is alleging that Leigh Ann Sepelyak, 38, got in a beef with her significant other early Sunday. When the bf feel asleep Ms. Sepelyak poured gasoline on his happy ass and lit him up. Literally. She then took two buckets of piss, which she just happened to have hanging around the house, and poured it on him in an attempt to quell the flames.
She is being charged by the Allegheny County prosecutor with arson and attempted homicide.
The bf is likely to survive. I wonder if he will come and visit her in the slammer?
1 comment:
As soon as I noticed my significant other saving buckets of piss, I would have departed.
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