A GEAT NEW TEST FOR COVID-19

A new and easy test for Covid-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky (gin or rum) into it;  then see if you can smell it, if you can then you are halfway there;   then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself 9 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.   I will have to test myself again today though, as I have developed a headache which may also be a symptom.