Sunday, January 08, 2012

LIFE'S STAGES OF SUCCESS

At age 3, success means: Not shitting in your pants.

At age 12, success means: Having friends.

At age 18, success means: Having a driver’s license.

At age 20, success means: Having sex.

At age 35, success means: Having money.

At age 50, success means: Having money.

At age 60, success means: Having sex.

At age 70, success means: Having a driver’s license.

At age 75, success means: Having Friends

At age 80, success means: Not shitting in your pants.

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