“WE HAVE A BLACK MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE”

Madonna’s ringing endorsement of Obama is aimed at the all-important ‘Women over 50 who dress like 13-year-old sluts’ vote

Let’s see now. The Republican base has alienated women voters, Mitt Romney is losing independent voters and Paul Ryan has lost the voters on Medicare. And if Bernard Goldberg is correct, Madonna’s ringing endorsement of Obama has cost the Romney-Ryan ticket another crucial demographic. It sure does look more and more like Obama is headed toward a second term in the White House.

OBAMA PICKS UP A CRUCIAL DEMOGRAPHIC
By Bernard Goldberg

Jewish World Review
September 27, 2012

Mitt Romney is in real trouble.

Not because of that New York Times/CBS News poll that showed him trailing President Obama in Ohio and Florida — by a lot. Romney supporters have already written off the poll saying it's over-weighted with Democrats.

No, Romney is in trouble because an important American icon has endorsed the president. And not just any important American icon, but a classy, sophisticated, sweetie pie American icon of the female persuasion who is admired and respected my millions of American women — a demographic, as we all know, that is crucially important to any candidate who wants to win.

So who is this woman who alone can swing this election? Madonna. Who else?

This is huge, which I will explain right after you read Madonna's endorsement, which she made at her concert in Washington, D.C. Rarely has a star been so eloquent. Here are Madonna's exact words.

"And now it is so amazing and incredible to think that we have an African-American in the White House. Y'all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right?"

The crowd cheered. Who wouldn't? And when the adoration died down, Madonna continued.

"We have a black Muslim in the White House!" she said. "Now that is some shit. That is amazing shit. It means there is hope in this country."

Frankly, I did not know that Barack Obama was a black Muslim. I thought only delusional morons on the Right thought he was. But I guess I was wrong.

After the endorsement, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to reveal the name "OBAMA" written in all capital letters across her lower back.

"When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off," she said, before treating her fans to a sexy version of "Like a Virgin."

Why is all this so important, you naively ask? Because no candidate in the past 200 years has won the White House without the all-important "Women-Over-50-Who-Dress-Like-13-year old-Sluts" vote.