KICK HIS SORRY ASS OUT OF THE U.S.

What is keeping our immigration authorities from deporting Justin Bieber as an undesirable alien?

Bieber’s attorneys are attempting to prevent the Miami police from releasing an embarrassing video of the dickhead staggering around and then peeing in his holding cell. They are worried, and they well should be, that if the video is seen by any jurors, he’s dead certain to be convicted of DUI. The attorneys are using the excuse that the video would show Bieber’s “private parts.”

In February last year, Bieber was videotaped peeing into a mop bucket inside a New York restaurant. On the video, one of his companions was heard to say:

“Quick little piss break, you know. Quickest restroom he could get to. … We swagger, man, you know. This is just a little walk to piss. That’s the coolest spot to piss. You know, you’ll forever remember that. You’re not gonna remember him pissin’ in the restroom. Like, everybody does that. … What are we? We the fucking Wild Kidz, yo! Wild Kidz! Wild Kidz in this bitch!”

And the best is yet to come. On the way out of the restaurant, for some unknown reason Bieber exclaims, “Fuck Bill Clinton!”

And what about the egging of his neighbor’s house in Calabasas last month? Lt. Dave Thompson of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department told TMZ he went to the DA’s office with the paperwork, “and I want a felony. Of course I want a felony.” The district attorney’s office has yet to make a decision as to the charges it will pursue in this case.

I’ll be surprised if the DA’s office goes ahead and charges Bieber with a felony. L.A. County authorities are famous for handling celebrities with kid gloves.

And what is keeping federal immigration authorities from initiating deportation proceedings against Bieber? This dickhead has clearly and repeatedly demonstrated that he is an undesirable alien. I say, kick his sorry ass out of the U.S. Eric Holder must be afraid that if the Justice Department moves against Bieber, it will bring the wrath of his adoring fans down on President Obama and the Democrats.

As for the video of Bieber peeing in his holding cell, his slobbering female fans would die for a chance to see his private parts, and if they did, the country would be subjected to a mass orgasm.