Thursday, December 24, 2015


Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and fat butt turn him off.

Should I bash his brains out with a baseball bat, or should I just leave him? Your advice would be appreciated.

....Mad as Hell

Dear Mad as Hell, You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to bashing his brains out with a baseball bat, and try to act like a lady! Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States, so don't go acting like Donald Trump!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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