Friday, November 03, 2017

NO OPEN SEASON ON WALMARTIANS ?

by Bob Walsh

It seems that early Thursday Scott Ostrem 47, walked into a WalMart store in a suburb of Denver, CO. and opened fire, hitting three WalMartians. All three of them died. He then walked out of the store and left.

Due to excellent security camera footage the cops were able to identify and arrest Ostrem the next day. He is apparently a well-known asshole in the apartment building in which he lived prior to his arrest.

Its a good thing that nobody inside the store was armed or somebody might have gotten hurt.

EDIROR'S NOTE: Actually at first the responding police believed the shooter was still in the store because more than a dozen Walmartians had drawn their guns but none of them fired a shot.

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