Sunday, January 14, 2018

OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Whoops. Somebody fucked up!

by Bob Walsh

Yes, due to at least three human errors and probably one systems failure the honest to go THIS IS NOT A DRILL...INCOMING ..message went out in Hawaii. It went out over TV and text messages. Also some, but not all, of the emergency alert sirens went off.

I don't know how many casualties were caused by this whoops but I saw news footage of people stuffing their kids into storm drains.

Somehow I expect there is going to be an EXTENSIVE review of procedures and physical infrastructure.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Reports say an employee pushed a wrong button at the end of his work shift.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

I read where they called the department responsible Civil Defense. It hasn't been Civil Defense in over a decade. It's now Emergency Management and most police officers have to be trained to a certain level. In Texas, you must attain a 700 level proficiency in order to keep a license.

Drunken Hawaiians. Probably sat on the console.